Feminine Protection

A happy story in which a number of women exercise their rights.

“It was that old beer commercial, the one with the scruffy cute guy in a Scarborough dinner jacket, standing in front of a gigantic waving flag, ranting about being named Joe and being Canadian. Stephanie saw herself, for a moment, standing there wearing a—what do you call it—a hospital gown, with her arms stretched out, shouting, “I may not wear a toque or play hockey, but I can get a free abortion on demand! My name is Jane, and I am Canadian!”

Hurray!