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“In Saskatchewan, I am not a hobo. I was born in the age of electric light, and my first computer was a Micom word processor the size of a clothes dryer, but Saskatchewan years are like dog years, so when I “go home” now, I am 329 years old. I left 210 years ago, when I was a mere 119, having never seen an NDPer wear anything but coveralls until I moved to Ontario and learned they come wearing corduroy blazers with leather elbow patches and Rhodes scholarships.”